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The skyee was raynee. Raynbo Desh was sleep on her cloud. Suddenlee, Twilite Sperkle yelled at hre. "WAKE UP I ARE COOLER BECUZ MAGIC" she sayed."YOU LIE" Raynbo Desh yelled back. Then Reritee talked about jeweils n fainted. "MY HARE!!!1111 THIS ARE THE WORSTED EVER" Fluttrshie shiely walked up. She saw Spike n fliyeied away. "BUY APPLES." Appljekk screamed with a countree voice. "NO BUY PARTEE" Pinkiee Pye sayed. "Fluttrshie iz a tree" Raynboo Desh added.
Then the rayn n the skyee turned chocolate. "OH NO DISCHORD1" the poniees sayd at the same tiem.
Thiey ran all the way to Cannterrlot n spoked to Selectia. "I no Deschord is bieng bad again. Go n solve my problems four me. I will give you candee."
The ponyees went n found him in that weird conveniatly located maze. They all got hypnotized except Twilite Sperkle becuz magic. Deschord was mean.
They went back to Poneeville. Raynbo Desh left them becuz magic also becuz she are cool. Spike became the new Raynbo Desh on live tv. Fluttrshie stomped on orphans. Appljekk said Justyn Beaver is a good singer. Reritee did stuff. They all turned grey becuz magic.
Selestia saw whut happened and said "UNLEASH TEH SECRET WEAPOON!"
A grey and yellow pegsusus ponyee flew away n when Deshchord tried to hhypnotize her he fail.
"Hello. I am the coolest, smartest, and generally best pony in all of Ponyville. You can not hypnotize me, Discord, because I AM chaos. Problem?" Derpee Hooves sayd.
Deschord turned to stone again becuz magic.
"Greetings, my fellow ponies. I have defeated Discord once and for all. You may question my intelligence, but I think now you all shall treat me with the respect I ask for. I hope this counts as a lesson in friendship for all of you. You can't treat somepony badly because you think you are better."

"LOL UR STOOPID" Twilite Sperkle said.

THE END

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